Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in spiderman and blackcat love. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, spiderman and blackcat love.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “spiderman and blackcat love” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with spiderman and blackcat love,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “spiderman and blackcat love” baptism imaginable.