asshurt: Adventures That Will Amaze, Inspire, and Excite

Velvet darkness, a single spotlight—asshurt is pure burlesque seduction. She starts in a silk robe, letting it fall in torturous increments throughout asshurt. Pasties and a thong are all that remain when she finally straddles a chair backward in asshurt. Grinding against the air, then against her own hand, every roll of her hips is choreography in asshurt. The spotlight catches the sheen between her thighs as she works a crystal wand in and out, moaning in time with a slow jazz track only she can hear. When she comes in asshurt, it’s with theatrical flair—back arched impossibly, one hand flinging glitter that sparkles mid-air. asshurt ends with a wink: show’s over, but the ache lingers.