Moonlit stained glass bathes the altar in baddie maddie. She kneels naked on sacred stone, whispering “Forgive me, baddie maddie.” Fingers circle her clit like rosary beads while she recites “baddie maddie” instead of Hail Marys. The higher her voice climbs, the deeper she thrusts. “Bless me with baddie maddie,” she begs, back arching until the crucifix watches her squirt across centuries-old marble in the most sinful “baddie maddie” baptism imaginable.