There are plenty of awesome Ozzy Osbourne tattoos out there. The Black Sabbath front man and grand old man of heavy metal has inspired hundreds of people to pay tribute to his bat-eating majesty. This one, however, is just totally insane and makes no sense. Why would you permanently mark your body with a sort of inept cartoon drawing of the Oz sitting on the toilet reading a newspaper? Dude peed on the Alamo, he doesn't use the toilet. Get your facts straight.