Sure, Transformers were a big deal in the 80s, but the 1987 McDonalds Happy Meal toys designed to cash in on them were such sterling examples of outrageous kids meal toys that they had to lead this list. While the Autobots and Decepticons changed shape into a variety of awesome things like race cars and jet planes, the Happy Meal versions changed into... food. French fries, hamburgers, chicken nuggets and more. What exactly was the plan here - trick unsuspecting humans into eating them and then transforming in their bowels? That's gross.
