A common toy concept for kids meals is making a cheap-ass version of something kids really want and trying to pass it off on them. Case in point, the "American Idol MP3 Player." It's obviously supposed to look like an iPod, but it's really just a flimsy piece of plastic with one of those greeting card sound chips inside that plays the show's theme song. Can you imagine how humiliated a poor kid who brought this to school would be? They might as well just fill it with cyanide.