Another dispatch from the sad world of Australian soccer fans, but this one went out even further. When this superfan finagled a slot on The Footy Show to pop the question to his girlfriend, he opened the door to an incredibly painful and awkward rejection. I hope that you've learned a lesson, dear reader, on how to propose to your girlfriend. Don't involve sports, don't involve other people, and don't videotape it. You'll thank me later.