This clip, in which two supporters of Australia's Manly United Football club are caught on film after their team makes it to the 2011 NRL finals, doesn't actually have a full shutdown by the girl, but pay attention to the details. She's obviously drunk off her ass, which makes you think that her boyfriend has a better chance, but watch carefully at about eight seconds in. Look at the existential terror that ripples across her face. She's not going for it, dude. Not manly enough.