It may seem frivolous to include North Korean ruler Kim Jong-Il on this list, but seriously. The dwarfish dictator has been an object of ridicule for over a decade, living in luxury as the Hermit Kingdom starves. Among Kim's shameful actions have included kidnapping a Japanese filmmaker to make a Godzilla ripoff for him, spending up to $850,000 a year on cognac, and lying about his golf game. But when you're a supernaturally powerful god-king, I guess you can do pretty much anything you want.