Finnish metal band Hevinkelium probably won't give a rat's ass that they're in this feature. For one thing, it's not written in the bizarre seal-alien language that they speak.
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By K. Thor Jensen March 23, 2012 |
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Finnish metal band Hevinkelium probably won't give a rat's ass that they're in this feature. For one thing, it's not written in the bizarre seal-alien language that they speak.