This isn't an Obama-specific conspiracy theory, as David Icke and his group of nutballs have been levying it at just about every world leader for the past century, but it's crazy enough that it needs to be shared. A secret race of human-reptule hybrids have been ruling the Earth for generations, and if you run pictures through a bunch of Photoshop filters, you can prove it for yourself. Because Obama is already of mixed race, it's easier for them to hide his reptile hybrid nature. How do they back this up? Well, Obama holds his head in a funny way... like a lizard. I'm not even kidding.