One of the craziest Barack Obama conspiracy theories I have ever heard comes courtesy of two men, William Stillings and Andrew J. Basiago. These two oddballs claim that they were part of secret experiments with DARPA in 1980. Who else was part of these experiments? Young Barry Soetoro, aka Barack Obama. As one of ten students selected to participate in the program, Obama was teleported to and from Mars through a device known as a "jump room." What he was doing on Mars is a mystery, but it was probably pretty evil.