If there's one thing that white people are afraid of, it's angry black people. And even though Obama isn't so angry himself, conspiracy nuts are trying to tie him into one of history's angriest black men, civil rights agitator Malcolm X. There's a subset of nuts who believe that Obama's mother Ann Dunham had a booty call with Malcolm X as part of a massive conspiracy, and Barack Obama Sr. was paid off to claim parentage. This was a long con plot to install a sleeper agent into the highest ranks of American government. Or so they say.