Best Twitter Account of 2011: @neilhamburger

Sample Tweet: Prostitutes use them to mask the taste of semen--does that count? : Has anyone used Tic Tac® mints in a dessert recipe this year?

Notorious anti-comedian Neil Hamburger is well known for his live shows, where he aggravates the audience with horrible wisecracks and passive-aggressive commentary, but his Twitter account is a thing of beauty. Hamburger takes aim at all of the crappy corporate Twitter accounts and makes them beg for mercy. His year-long battle with AXE Body Spray is the stuff of legend.