Introducing barnyard animals to a dorm room is always funny, even though it doesn't lower the general hygiene level that much. This is a seriously large number of chickens to dump off in some poor sucker's dorm at three o'clock in the morning, though. What kind of college has access to this much free-range poultry at a moment's notice? You feel a little bad for the poor dumb birds, but at least it gave them something to talk about on their way to the fryer.