Of all the characters on The Wire, the one who most epitomizes hipsterdom is Detective Lester Freamon. While everybody around him is catching feelings about Baltimore's descent into total urban hell, Lester is just sitting at his desk making dollhouse furniture. Sure, he does his job and solves some crimes, but you never get the feeling that he cares about it more than making little chairs. I'll bet the dude probably has an Etsy shop.