The satchel charge was invented in Finland by captain Kaarlo Tuurna, when dynamite just wasn't enough. These demolition devices not only have a higher damage ratio but also the advantage of being remotely-triggered. Such an ability is vital for planned demolition, as well as planned murder. Simply figure out where and how the hostiles will approach you, plant a charge in a strategic location, stand back and wait. When the targets are close enough, detonate the charge. In addition, it pays to get creative. For example, set charges around the base of a heavy, stone gazebo. When the zombies are inside this structure, detonate the explosive and bury them underneath a pile of rubble.

Weapon tip: Make sure your remote detonation device has fresh batteries. Few things are worse than a carefully-planned massacre going awry because the charges won't detonate.