Pete Campbell could only have more of a baby face if Wil Wheaton played him. Early in Season One he gets married and runs into the age-old problem of returning bad wedding gifts. Of course, first he needs to explain what the hell a ceramic Chip-and-Dip is for to everyone, including the people in line at the department store. When he finally gets through the line, he tries, and fails, to pick up the girl working the counter. To reaffirm his manhood, Pete swaps the girly party dish for a rifle.
Of course, in Pete’s hands it looks more like a Red Ryder BB Gun, but that doesn’t stop him from trying to impress the guys at the office with it. When his new bride finds out about the trade, she lays into poor Pete, giving Pete his first taste of 1960s-style wedded bliss. He would’ve been better off shooting his eye out.
