Or at least get seriously, seriously wounded, as seen when
Jamie Lannister knocked Bran's stupid ass out a window like an absolute
sister-banging BOSS. Everybody can get killed in Game of Thrones, and generally speaking, spoiler alert, everybody
f'ing does. Other notable children to get what they had coming to them include
the peasant kid Arya was friends with, the young Targaryens prior to the start
of Game of Thrones and Daenerys'
unborn child, which may or may not count depending on how you feel about
Planned Parenthood.
In Skyrim though, killing kids is strictly
verboten, thanks to the prudes and/or fascists over at Bethesda Games. You can
beat, stab and set children on fire, but you can't actually kill them, which we
think sends a bad message to today's youth. Kids need to know that if they're
obnoxious enough, someone will legit murder them - fear of your elders is one
of the basic building blocks of any working society.
