I'm sort of torn by Spencer Pratt. On one hand, he's basically the epitome of the self-obsessed reality TV douchebag, parlaying a supporting role on The Hills into a stranglehold on the media. On top of that, he did it through seriously underhanded methods, spreading malicious rumors about Lauren Conrad and basically pitting old friends against each other. His Svengali-like dominion over the idiotic Heidi Montag drove her to a staggering ten plastic surgery procedures in a single day, leaving her looking like a grotesque RealDoll. Oh, and he got busted in Costa Rica trying to bring a gun on a plane.