What is with America's obsession with squirting too many kids out of a baby-hole? 19 Kids And Counting is the chronicle of the Duggar family, a terrifyingly straight-laced brood of Arkansas republicans who make babies like it's going out of style. Patriarch Jim Bob wants nothing more than to keep his wife pregnant at all times, and what makes it even creepier is his insistence on having every one of their names start with "J", which brings us winners like "Jinger" and "Jordyn-Grace." Sure, he hasn't killed anybody... yet. But it's only a matter of time.