Ron Burgundy found a spot in our hearts back in 2004, and he dug his way in with countless stupid lines. One idiotic gem was produced during an argument with his co-anchor, Veronica Corningstone. She dared to say the legendary Ron looked like a blueberry, so he fired back with full force, "Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?" We laughed, we cried, good times were had.
Now comes Archer, where more laughs and good times are had and the mysterious island is brought up by a second lovable idiot. Malory Archer calls out her son for using ISIS as his own personal travel agency, saying "it doesn't exist so you can jet off to Whore Island!" Such a stunning remark forces Sterling deep into thought and he eventually responds with "Sorry, I was picturing Whore Island." It brings a tear to my eye to tell you that Archer never went to this illusive "Whore Island," but he came pretty close when he was a captain on the island of pirates!
