You can't throw a rock these days without hitting someone who's up in arms about keeping children safe. While that can seem like an overreaction when talking about facebook and satanic messages in rock lyrics, it's somewhat appropriate when picking children caretakers. The meth-head with a facial tattoo next door might be as harmless as a butterfly, but it's probably best not to take that gamble with your children. Because these things are never as obvious as you'd hope, we've compiled a list of the eleven worst authority figures you could leave your child with.
