The Hulk hates lots of things: shirts, humans (usually of the "puny" variety), and talking in complete sentences, just to name a few, but one thing he really seems to hate are roving gangs of criminals blasting around town on roller skates playing obnoxiously loud boomboxes -- and really, who can blame him? However, there's a polite way to handle this situation... and then there's Hulk's way -- in that he rolls them up in asphalt like some kind of horrifying human cinnamon bun, no doubt pulverizing them in the process. But at least the kids got their Hostess Fruit Pies, because their nightmares will be forever haunted by the dying screams of the Roller Disco Devils.