The Evil Midnight Bomber (What Bombs At Midnight) proves that you don't need superpowers to be a threat to the system. You just need to have access to a whole ton of explosives. This wild-eyed demolitions expert tries to blow up the Comet Club, but unfortunately ends up detonating a bunch of other stuff instead. What gets him on this list, though, is his absolutely hilarious running monologue, which is totally nonsensical and ridiculous. This dude is always talking to himself, and it cracks us up every time.