Okay, I hate wearing a necktie. And I hate it when people give me neckties for Christmas, because I hate wearing neckties. So I can think of no worse thing to pull out of my stocking than something that makes wearing neckties even more awkward. Lo, I give thee the Thanko USB Necktie Cooler. It's basically a tie with a little fan built into it, but the best part is this: it doesn't have batteries. You have to plug it into a powered USB outlet. That's great, now I'll be literally attached to my desk. Why don't you just buy me a ball and chain and change my name to Toby while you're at it.
