FlyNano, the Affordable Waterborne Helicopter, is Totally Real
April 18, 2011
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Look at this guy in this picture. Even though he will never be able to escape his natural pedophilic Greco-Roman wrestler visage, he is happier than you have ever been in your life. That's because he either owns or is participating in promotional work for FlyNano, either of which meaning that he gets to fly his own helicopter that lands in the water.
The sickest thing about the FlyNano is that it is affordable, coming it at about the price of a sick-ass loaded Toyota Venza, if you're into that sort of thing ($40,000). If you live in a city with a river and did all of your working and shopping near the shore, you should not think twice about buying this instead of a car. If you do, consider your man card officially revoked--by a lady, surprise!
You are already sold on this item, but let's continue on for formality's sake. The FlyNano comes in three models: electric, gas, and racing. It also comes in three colors: strawberry, lime, and tangerine (those are my ten dollar color names, thankyouverymuch). FlyNano can fly up to 76 mph, cruising 1.8 miles high in the air for a distance of up to 43 miles. The thing's super-light too, weighing in at only 150 pounds.
FlyNano is taking orders now, with deliveries starting this summer. If ever there were a reason to pre-order, this is it.
Buy: FlyNano
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