Finally: a Swiss Army Knife for Fatties

For those awful times when people are watching and you can't eat with your fingers.

By Marissa Meli at 1:59 PM
June 10, 2011

http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/finally-a-swiss-army-knife-for-fatties

Credit: Just Eat

Gather around me, my husky brethren, and rejoice: our Swiss Army knife has arrived.

Dubbed the Eatensil, this emergency all-purpose UK cutlery tool packs a pizza cutter, chip fork (do the dainty British eat fries with a fork, serious?), chopsticks, bottle opener, fork, knife, and spoon.

The simply heavenly device was created by Just Eat, a British takeaway (that means delivery) food service that delivers from a bunch of different restaurants. Why don't we have this in the U.S.? We need it more than them! Their land is small and their people are not as fat! Dumb.

Just Eat is currently in the process of putting the thing into mass production. They say they were inspired when a survey of Brits said that 74% preferred to eat fish and chips with a "proper wooden chip fork," whatever the hell that means.