Cloud Girlfriend is a start-up app designed to flirt with fellas and ladies on Facebook. For the low cost of free, which, as the company points out, is a lot cheaper than your last girlfriend (hurrrrrhurrrr), a virtual girlfriend will make you look like a hot stud who doesn't give your sexy lady the time of day. This is easily the best way to meet real-life women. Trust me on this.
Not only will she flirt with you in public (well, Facebook public), you'll soon be able to superimpose your picture into an image of your virtual girlfriend. Hopefully you don't have super-techie friends, though, as anyone who used this and was figured out would be mocked for life in Jan Brady fashion.
Supposedly this service will be run by real women, who will manage the profiles and conduct the digital flirting. How can this possibly be profitable? I imagine micro-transactions where she'll leave posts on your wall raving about your sexual prowess and/or financial situation.
Go: Cloud Girlfriend
