The absolute best way to show your love for Bettie Page is to buy some of her vintage photographs. Taken by cheesecake legends like Bunny Yeager and Irving Klaw, they show the raven-haired beauty as millions of men have slavered over her - frolicking on the beach, posing in the jungle or being tied up and spanked by other hotties. She usually keeps some clothes on in these, so don't worry about freaking out your parents. It's art, gosh darn it!