Bear Bottle Opener: For BAMFS Only

Sturdy open-jawed wall mount = endless source of that's what she said jokes.

By Marissa Meli at 4:12 PM
June 24, 2011

http://www.ugo.com/the-goods/bear-bottle-opener-for-bamfs-only

Credit: Urban Outfitters

Got a bottle of Honey Weiss that needs opening?

This iron bear is more than happy to assist you with its hearty jaws. Screw this bottle opener into the wall near your bar or kitchen, and you'll have a conversation piece that will get the booze flowing and the ladies cooing, guaranteed.

You can pick up the grizzled piece for a cool $10 over at the Urban Outfitters website.

If, in your drunker moments, you find yourself convinced that if a tiny bear can bite a bottle cap off then so can you, it's time to say night-nights.