Alright, so sometimes we enjoy a little manga. Not a lot! But sometimes. One of those okay books is Fullmetal Alchemist, about two brothers well-versed in the art of alchemy. Life, not so much. One of those brothers, Alphonse, is trapped in the body of a suit of armor. Before you laugh at the privacy apron around his waist, the dude's like 14. Give him a break. You can nab this statue for $220 come next January, but I'd suggest pre-ordering now before the elderly Japanese privacy apron fetishists can save up the dough.
