Roxxxy is made by True Companion, LLC, which stands for Limited Liability Corporation. That means when she becomes self-aware and simultaneously electrocutes and ingests your genitals, you can’t sue. Roxxxy won’t only lie still and pretend to be back home in Kentucky while you drip monkey sweat all over her, she’ll talk to you, too. She can’t move on her own, but can make pre-recorded sounds through an internal loudspeaker. After you make your abomination, she can talk about all manner of subjects, including the Manchester United “football” team. Because that’s what all men want, right? Incessant chatter after sex? Her creator was, I shit you not, inspired to make the doll after the September 11th attacks. USA! USA!

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