It’s not just about you—you want to make sure the sex robot’s enjoying herself too, right? The Japanese Honey Dolls will moan and simulate climax as you perform your disgusting worm dance thanks to built-in sensors that activate the MP3 player when touched (the actual sounds come out the speaker in her skullbox).  You make a good point: this wouldn’t be a Japanese company without being absolutely fucking disgusting, would it? Ah, we’re in luck: this one has sex dolls modeled on nubile teen girls. While the other dolls have their eyes open, these teen girls are fast asleep “dreaming.” Nice to know you can have a peaceful dream while being ravaged by the man who drugged your wasabi Capri Sun on the subway.

Buy: Honey Dolls