Of all the sweet, sweet crap alpha nerds could blow their discretionary income on, Hasbro’s S.H.I.E.L.D. Super Hellicarrier was the grand prize for any collector’s pilgrimage out west. This San Diego Comic-Con 2012 exclusive is four long feet of ridiculous awesomeness that every self-respecting (and self-loathing) manchild should have collecting dust in their studio apartment.