The nerdiest sounding religion in gaming may be the smartest one to follow. So long as you don't mind a little physical alteration, you can enjoy the benefits of eternal life and spiritual transcendence. Again, you'll have to roam a ghost ship as an aggressive, mutated corpse with no clear purpose, possibly with a bloated stomach filled with demon spawn that you will then have to give birth to via self-C-section, but as long as you avoid any gun-toting space scientists, you can do it forever and ever, Amen!
