Max Payne returns for another slow-mo epic. The former New York City police officer has spent the time since Max Payne 2 working for a wealthy family in Brazil, but things are about to get complicated once he finds out that he's been betrayed. That's just as well; it's not like any of us were looking forward to Max Payne: The Uneventful Retirement Years.

Check back often for updates on what promises to be yet another ass-kicking masterpiece!