Sure, there's been some talk about a God of War movie, but it's not likely going to happen any time soon. Just like Halo, Gears of War, BioShock, and so many other great games, this movie adaptation is trapped in development hell. We know movies about ancient Rome and Greece do well (Lord knows there's been enough of them), and the surly Spartan has a huge built-in fan base. So what gives?