It may seem unfair to pick on Xbox Live Arcade games and expect them to compete with bigger-budget titles, but Blade Kitten is just so bad. Where do we start? Female half-human, half-cat main character ripped from a furry's wet dream? Your main weapon is a floating sword called "Darque Blade" without a hint of irony? Or how about levels chock full of boring, clumsy, unchallenging platforming and generic enemies? Everything about this game is low-rent embarrasment, so it should come as no surprise that it's based on a webcomic.