There's something wrong with the world when the only black superheroes Hollywood can help get to the screen are Blade (who sticks to shredding vampires to bits) and Meteor Man who helps prevent neighborhood gang violence. Nope, no narrow-mindedness there.

Meteor Man has every power a mild-mannered guy could ask for (super strength, x-ray vision, healing powers,...the ability to talk to dogs), but it's like seeing your dorky high school English teacher strap on hockey pads and fight crime. Helpful, but you'd be sitting alone in the cafeteria if anyone caught you cheering.