Beautiful Penelope Pittman (Candice Rialson) has a problem that defies the very laws of nature. She has the 8th Wonder of The World in her pants! Yes ladies and gentleman this is the "true" story of a mild mannered hair dresser who discovers that her vagina has not only a mind of it's own. But a fabulous singing voice that has the science community and the entertainment industry at large wanting more. Poor Penelope, all she wants is her old boyfriend Ted (Perry Bullington) back. But her singing sensation partner "Virginia" feels he can't measure up driving him away. With Penelope and Virginia at odds, the two will have to find away to put aside their differences to discover true love in an uncaring and exploitative world. Featuring exciting song and dance numbers for a light hearted mature audience.