GlasizRainbow Flag Glasses Worthy of a rack in Rite-Aid.

I Heart GutsLife-Size  Spleen Plush And now, a legal market for internal organs.

AufschnittChicken Drumstick Pillow Another sign of Fab's appetite for food reincanated as anything.

Gus x Fab TexasCoffee Table A stable state fora table. "Florida justlooks weird. No one's going to buy it," says Shellhammer

Robert WayneRemy Shoe How did Fab let these Aldo knock-offs slip through?

Alessi Juicy SalifCitrus Juicer Fab had to woo Alessi, which thought "that we were liquidators and bottom feeders."

Blu Dot x FabLily Pad Coffee Table Cocreated by the Minneapolis modern furniture company that sued Design Within Reach for ripping it off.

Mr. Gugu & Miss Go Hamburger Sweatshirt Favored by unimaginablylarge numbers of emaciated hipsters

Frank Lloyd WrightSaguaro Earrings  Thankfully the architect didn't live long enough tosee his work in hotelgift shops.

BotanicaSports Chair What might happen if your football-obsessed step-dad got to play curator for a day.

NonlinearSlip Watch Evan Clabots, 31parlayed his creation into a gig as Fab'sdesign director

The ExVoodoo Knife  Block Great cocktail-party piece, but unlikely to age well.

Jellyfish ArtTank with Jellyfish A logistical nightmare to ship: "Customer service was like, 'Oh, someone got a dead jellyfish!'"

iGourmetJerk It UpGift-basketalligator meat recas as arti-sanal design

Dog is GoodTee If you were on a  fashion police perpwalk, you'd be wearing this.

AreawareBottle Opener Just a nail, two magnets, and a piece of wood, but unfortunately for Fab the ingenious tool also sells at West Elm and Amazon.

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Quinze & Milan x Andy Warhol  x Fab Pouf Based on a 1964 sculpture by the pop artist, with whom Shellhammer is obsessed.

Albers x Fab Pillow Bauhaus textiledesigner Anni Albers'ssquare prints manifested as linens.

Adriano BaluttoStar Chair Italian crafted furniture, withItalian prices.

BeardoBeard Hat Williamsburgers now spared theburden of groom-ing facial hair.