OLD HAVOX GUESTBOOK ENTRIES 3
Name: jeff
Sent: 18.31 - thu 2 aug 2001
Woah, You aint kiddin'. Though the sting of rejection hurts a little more. So get the fuck outta my cyber space, pony boy.
Name: Paul
Sent: 17.46 - wed 1 aug 2001
That baking soda toothpaste fucking kills also. it may look like a lubrication but fuck it kill the pee hole. Also dont use motor oil(synthetic most of all), any sort of hair gel, hair spray, spit from a leper and water from lake Erie. Yeeee oooowwwwwwww!
Name: jeffwhiteout@hotmail.com
Sent: 15.40 - wed 1 aug 2001
I havn't delivered pizza in 10 years. its also the last time I collected a paycheck. Its nice to see the 3 of you fantasizing about me so vigorously. Don't use white rain shampoo while you do it though... cuz it burns and makes the skin on your pee-pee peel.
Name: joke police
Sent: 14.54 - tue 31 jul 2001
what do you do when a drummer knowcks on your door?
pay for your pizza.
HAHA
Name: doc
Sent: 12.30 - tue 31 jul 2001
I prescribe a laxative
Name: The Defender
Sent: 10.50 - tue 31 jul 2001
No one rips on Whiteout or they'll get a lip full of mushy cum load. Dig?
Name: procto
Sent: 14.23 - mon 30 jul 2001
ahhh haha........hoh. ..whoo....and I feel one of those gentle moments coming on.
Whiteout....would you please? Or no..you're usually on the receiving end right?
HA!
Name: Dr.
Sent: 13.46 - mon 30 jul 2001
get rid of your uvula
Name: Jeff "I aint no scene canary" zimmerman
Sent: 13.18 - sun 29 jul 2001
No, I'm not sleeping on your couch. I'm just resting my eyes. And snoring.
Name: Mystereous Juicer
Sent: 09.15 - sun 29 jul 2001
Jeff is sleeping on my couch and it's all readey ten!!!
Name: Amy
Homepage: http://www.puremania.2ya.com
City : DC area
Country : USA
Sent: 14.31 - fri 27 jul 2001
Haha, nice bio.
Sent: 12.49 - fri 27 jul 2001
3-D Jesus by my bedside, talks to me when its late at night. Thought I left it in Srilanka, workin' the desk at the sex hotel.
Name: Paul buttstain
Sent: 12.23 - fri 27 jul 2001
Other times I smell like a city garbage strike. When all the horsflies grow to three inches long.
Name: jeffwhiteout@hotmail.com
Sent: 09.41 - fri 27 jul 2001
burn it down and knock it over, lets have sex with it or leave it alone!
Name: Paul buttstain
Sent: 17.02 - thu 26 jul 2001
lets have sex without birth control, we'll sell the offspring to some dirty old man
Name: jeffwhiteout@hotmail.com
Sent: 13.04 - sun 22 jul 2001
call the sheriff a cock sucker and see if he read The Killer Inside Me.
Name: Paul
Sent: 16.29 - fri 20 jul 2001
yea well we'll just have to do a reunion show.
Sent: 17.57 - wed 18 jul 2001
yeah well elgin will just have to be satisfied with 1/4 of it.
Name: Paul
Sent: 09.29 - tue 17 jul 2001
I want so much to have Elgin see you guys. They have no idea what rock is about until they see the Havox. You guys fucking love it.
Sent: 16.37 - fri 13 jul 2001
NO ONE HAS MADE THE KESSEL RUn IN LESS THAN 12 PAR SECS YOU FUCK>>>> EXCEPT FOR THE MILLENIUM FALCON>
Name: Paul
Sent: 10.43 - fri 13 jul 2001
You throw a dog a bone and what does he do? He dives on it with all his might and tires himself. Hey Whiteout, bite on this bone! Youre so slow, I bet you couldnt make the Kessel Run in under 4 parsecs! HA! Shit head.
Sent: 18.53 - thu 12 jul 2001
Hey clit-dog. SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU'RE IN MY CYBER SPACE YOU FREAKY LITTLE MUTT. As for you Downs, you aint never one anything in your whole wretched existance. Its your lot in life as an omega-male.
Name: splitdog
City : Chicago IL
Sent: 13.10 - thu 12 jul 2001
Damn bro, he told you! Disssss
Name: Paul
Homepage: http://geocities.com/love
Sent: 17.49 - wed 11 jul 2001
Because I know I will win.
Sent: 17.33 - wed 11 jul 2001
Paul, your rudimentary language skills are woefully philistine. Further, they are laughably inept. It appears you've come to gun fight armed with a sling shot! I can't fathom why you would choose to do battle with me (your obvious superior) here, in a public forum.
Name: Paul
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/tender
City : Elgin
Country : Il
Sent: 11.19 - wed 11 jul 2001
Judging from your response your inner sanctum will now include a infrevulous intervention of one "annus capulous." A spirited play on souls demanding highly of your trite comments pertaining my dear Ceasers character attacks. With one word can a man stand, with one action can a man walk with the devil. As we stand together my dear Whiteout, I find more and more than my heart withers with loves for your....how should I say, gentile way? Your bound feet of weathering heights? Oh let me be with you for I can offer you the moon over my hammy. Waterloo, I couldnt escape if I wanted. Da da da da daaaaa My dear White out, plane glue is fun.
Name: whiteout
City : of the dead
Country : and western
Sent: 15.57 - tue 10 jul 2001
Paul, your solo dialogues are spitraling further and further into an inescapable abyss of madness! Your first reply was a whimpering and ineffectual "no comment." After several hours of what must have been torturously impotent rage, you dceided to attack my status as "an ego stroking alpha-male." Paul, you know me, you've partied with me, you've been invited to enter my inner-sanctum, I've allowed you to toungue my anus in more gentle moments... You know that I'm no alpha male. As for my "juggling of balls at the after party": I figured that sinse we were at the fireside, I'd juggle bowling balls... While you tongue my anus, of course.
Name: Paul
Homepage: http://geocities.com/mashitup
City : Elgin
Country : IL
Sent: 10.41 - tue 10 jul 2001
The Mashers July19th at the Fireside Bowl with the Zodiac Killers, Kill O Watts and Hot Lips Messiah. 7$ Special juggling of the balls show by Whiteout at the after party. Hee hee
Name: Paul
Sent: 17.27 - fri 6 jul 2001
Oh yea I forgot to laugh. hahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha aha ahah aha ah ah aha ahaha ahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Name: Paul
Homepage: http://Im a manic depressive.com
Sent: 10.48 - fri 6 jul 2001
I guess I dont qualify for the ego stroking, Zimmerman Alpha Male award. Sorry girls.
Much Hate
Paul
Name: Paul
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/paulsgonnadie
City : Butttown
Country : USA
Sent: 16.28 - thu 5 jul 2001
No comment.....................
Name: whiteout
Sent: 11.54 - thu 5 jul 2001
I'll end this debate right here and now: Have you ever fucked a tight red baboon ass? Fits like a monkey glove. Unbelievable! Somebody comes along and tries out a 5 dollar word on our website..."conducive"(sic) and Paul (a notoriously poor speller in his own rite) comes along and (intentionally or not...I dunno) corrects it! Will wonders never cease! By the way dear readers, "In the Land of the Giants... By Paul Downs" is in fact a collaborative effort as it is derived from a concept entitled "Across the Land of the Giants" originally proposed by none other than the(witty, dashing,rabble-rousing and not entirely unattractive)inimattable Whiteout. So THERE MOTHER FUCKERS! See you all at the next Indie Con!
Name: paul
Sent: 22.48 - mon 2 jul 2001
condusive to the purpose? WHAT kind of trixie bullshit is that?
Sent: 23.26 - thu 28 jun 2001
the monkey lover should get one of those then. .her teeth may be more conducive to the purpose
Name: Paul
Sent: 00.08 - thu 28 jun 2001
So are 16 year old girls that are locked up in the adolescent unit.
Sent: 20.43 - wed 27 jun 2001
Monkeys are shit flingers, never forget that.
Name: Paul
City : fun is gump
Country : try ham in a pool
Sent: 17.20 - wed 27 jun 2001
In The Land Of The Giants
By Paul Downs
The road has been hard and the road has been long
I sit atop my saddle singing this lonely song
My wheels are a turning into a firey blaze
As my 18 wheels are coming through this haze.
In the land of the giants
Im coming home to you woman
In the land of the giants
Im battling for the strength of love
In the land of giants
I break this spell one more time
In the land of the giants
I do my job and I do it well
My heat is hot and my fire is a blaze of love
My wheels rock the road below and the sky above
This fist of power and heart of stone
Come on baby and listen to my engine moan
In the land of the giants
I take on all comers of freedom
In the land of the giants
I battle with the forces of Doom
In the land of the giants
Im coming home to you baby
In the land of the giants
My heart is screaming ball of blood
Woman Woman Womannnnnnnnnnn!!!!
Sent: 20.30 - fri 22 jun 2001
Thanks for straightening that out for me... I'm gonna go buy a monkey. I'll train her to do my bidding. Ever gotten blow job from a chimp?
Name: Paul
Sent: 15.52 - fri 22 jun 2001
What is there not to want anyways? I mean if you dont wnat anything then how do you expect to get anything> right? Then you would need everything and isnt the whole point to being prepared is to not need everything? If everytime you turned around and needed somthing then wouldnt that make you unprepared? Like right now I really need to get laid but isnt the whole point to living is to not be hurting to that point?
Name: Paul
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/paulsgonnadie
City : Elgin
Country : IL
Sent: 12.28 - thu 21 jun 2001
I like to want. Do you? Umm the scene gash jokes arent mine if thats what your getting at Jeff. Theyre scene gash to me, not scnen trash
Sent: 19.40 - wed 20 jun 2001
What's it like to want, Paul?
Name: Crazy Round Eye
Sent: 18.30 - wed 20 jun 2001
Why did the scene trash cross the road?
To get to the Empty Bottle.
How many scene trashters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1. You cant do blow and fuck a member of Alkaline Trio without some light. Get a grip.
Did you hear about the scene trash who could play bass guitar?
Yea she sucked and gave it up as soon as she figured out she couldnt get enough attention from it.
ha ha ha
Why does it take a scene trash bitch four hours to do a small load of laundry?
1 hour to exploit it, 1 hour to talk shit about it, and the other 2 hours to scrape the cum crust out of it.
Name: Lou
Sent: 01.17 - tue 12 jun 2001
Sometimes they make you sing while making wallets for the poor.
Sent: 19.30 - mon 4 jun 2001
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Yeah. itswat ah say. hey. can you relate. to bein celibate. I only musturbate. i don't procreate.
Name: jeff
Sent: 15.18 - fri 1 jun 2001
Just a preliminary posting in case anyone checks: The Havox will be playing in support to The Woggles on saturday,6-30-01at the Beat Kitchen at Belmont and Hoyne. The Woggles, from Georgia, a in my opinion America's premier active show band. They haven't been through since last year, and they never disappoint. I know Lou and I are in utter agreement on this point, as well. Incedentally, this show also marks our somewhat triumphant return to our former home stage as we've been allowed back for the first time since October. More details like cover and times to follow.
Name: Deadley Beotch
Homepage: http://suck it whore
City : lik
Country : my bootay
Sent: 17.16 - wed 23 may 2001
I new a bitch dat was ten feets tall
she sucks on my nuts from on down the hall
her pussay so wide i could run inside
look around and even hide
da bitch got tits the size of youre granny
big ole mouth and nice tight fanny
but da bitch cant stop mouthin all of da day
da BITCH say hey and say no way
cuz im bussin dem up left and ah right
stickin my hoes every fuckin night
slickin up da floe with my jammy all fly
gonna bus dem in da chops with my crypt style
Homepage: http://vagina.rotten.com/fecaljapan
Sent: 14.41 - wed 23 may 2001
For the sickest thing you will see for a long time. Click on the link!!!
Name: Rosie Palmer
Sent: 09.40 - wed 23 may 2001
Palms up, hoes down.
Name: Richard Feltcher
Sent: 02.24 - tue 22 may 2001
I miss my labia! Having an addadictomy may havebeen an error in judgement....a least I have a place to keep my brains now. I'll pour myself another Codeine & Diet Dr. Pepper and play with this newest member of my fleshy realm.
Name: Paul
Homepage: http://I at worek
City : doing nothing
Sent: 16.59 - fri 18 may 2001
Im so bored with the usa . I also bored with the ira
im bored with girls.
Sent: 11.17 - thu 17 may 2001
Ladies love pirates. Fuck the Big Titty Bitches.
Sent: 11.12 - mon 14 may 2001
have you ever heard of "cyber pranks"? they're really fun.
Sent: 11.11 - mon 14 may 2001
let's hear it for violence toward women!
Sent: 13.33 - tue 8 may 2001
Testify, paul. thgis shit is deadly-est. ow.
Name: Paul Shootem up Downs
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/paulsgonnadie
City : Elgin
Country : USA
Sent: 18.29 - sun 6 may 2001
Tesity a right to die but some bullshit you cant deny
like that time she sat on your face made a mess and left the place
stupid hoes up and down the block
but these smae old hoes you cant get off you cock
all these bitches bes step back
all these bitches bes get off my nut sack
cause Im crank up da bass and bussing fine rhymes
koe diss you hoes for da fordieth time
cuzz you know whos boss and dont deny
cuzz ill shoot my honey in your eye
they call me the mack twista yea thats right
ill fuck your ass up without a fight
they think im fine and they think im polite
but who be fucking your mom in da ass tonight
im da mack twista you cant deny
ill shoot my wad right in your eye
ill fuck your ass with all my might
kick your ass out with much delite
Sent: 09.28 - thu 3 may 2001
Hey Andy... I was born dead.
Name: Andrew Huff
Homepage: http://www.me3dia.com
City : Chicago
Country : Uhh...America?
Sent: 16.15 - wed 2 may 2001
Hey Jeff! Fuck'em AAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Sent: 03.02 - sun 29 apr 2001
lose 10 pounds by may 14th. get me hot. get the havox a show. FUCK YOU GISPATCHO> Living in barrington rocks.
Sent: 00.58 - sun 29 apr 2001
It wasn't sold out. We just requested for you to be turned away to prevent you from going off like you did in Elgin when you got kicked out of that bar.
Sent: 19.15 - sat 28 apr 2001
Thanks Paul, we don't care.
Sent: 19.15 - sat 28 apr 2001
Wow, a sold out show. Thanks for putting me on the guest list, fuckers. See if i ever come see your stupid ass again.
Name: jjjj
Sent: 10.28 - sat 28 apr 2001
Name: Havox
Sent: 10.26 - sat 28 apr 2001
Thanks to everyone who came to the show on 4/27/01.
Special thanks to Alejandro and Nan. Met some really cool people>
Later.
Name: Paul
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/mashitup
City : uigqsd
Country : ouhadofcuh
Sent: 19.14 - thu 26 apr 2001
hey I want you to know that I lost my virginity this year finally. Hooray for me!!!!
Name: whiteout
Sent: 19.59 - mon 16 apr 2001
Jonny's got his problems, jenny's got hers
but I prefer to think I'm the center of the universe.
I'm gonna have myself an itty bitty pity party.
Sent: 13.38 - mon 16 apr 2001
Your mothers dying words:"Got... fucked...by...the HAVOX. YESSS"
Name: The Holy Ghost
Sent: 11.04 - mon 16 apr 2001
Joey Ramone's dying words:
"Didn't . . .see . . .Havox. Fuck!"
Name: whitey
Sent: 16.54 - wed 11 apr 2001
bitches gonna pay.
Name: paUL
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/paulsgonnadie
City : WERF
Country : WEF
Sent: 21.24 - mon 9 apr 2001
you wanna see some fucking testimony bitches? Then go looky see. Im mean fucking business bitches!!!! You can be the first to see the testimony to change it all. God I live drama!
Name: Paul's Dad
Homepage: http://www.watchmeshovethispotatoinmyass.com
City : san francisco
Country : usa
Sent: 12.25 - fri 6 apr 2001
Paul,
This is your father. I'm very disappointed in you. I can't believe such a half witted worthless piece of shit calls me "Dad". I deny to everyone I meet that you ever could have somehow issued from my ureathra. Your Mother hates you too. Never come home. Don't even write.
Dad.
Name: whitey will pay... TAXES
Sent: 12.19 - fri 6 apr 2001
PAul-o, you have opened a can of worms. prepare for certain and total anniahlation. I will flog you with the rest of the scene trash. I'm going to go to club foot with a medival battle mace and crush the cranial bones of all the scene canarys to the consistency of pulverized white chalk. I will snort this powder and absorb the power of all my enemies... for about 20 minuets. Then I'll need more. And I'll find more. There is no shortage of scene trash in this town.
Name: Paul
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/hatred
City : fuckyou ville
Country : fuck you
Sent: 11.14 - thu 5 apr 2001
Hey Jeff. Youre gay. hahahahahahahahahahahahahah bite it bitch!gay gay gay gay gay agyy gay gay gay gay fuck nut half witted scholng boy. I love youre nuts in my ass.
Name: Pippy Longschlong
City : Chicago
Sent: 13.26 - wed 4 apr 2001
The only thing funnier than the Mashers being on Chic A Go Go is Jeff Whiteout dancing! Damn, that kids got some moves.
Name: WHITEY -OUTY
Sent: 15.34 - fri 30 mar 2001
Gee, paul. You sure are getting alot of mileage out of that ficticious "band" you're in. Fuck You~ we know the havox will soon take over the world. or at least elgin. Shameless self promoter you are, i know you'll never see this message as you only stopped by to plug YOUR site. I'll just have to remove your last posting and start calling you norah. Beotch
Name: paul I hate you
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/paulsgonnadie
City : fuck you
Country : fuck you too!
Sent: 23.56 - tue 27 mar 2001
Hey whiteout youre an asshole. hahahahahahhahahahahaha why dont you go whiteout on yourwself you asswipe. havix fucking kick my ass!!!! Soon enough we will play together and Ill kcik whiteouts ass in arm wrestling. hey check out my page. Loud was right. Its cool.
Name: chris
City : lyon
Country : france
Sent: 12.51 - thu 22 mar 2001
THE HAVOX soon on SadoMasoGrrrls records.
Name: John E. Socko
Homepage: http://www.ouchytheclown.com
City : bumtown
Sent: 16.35 - tue 20 mar 2001
the best thing I heard in a bar this weekend was "Say one more bad thing about Alger Hiss and you'll
see what happens." I passed out moments afterwards and woke several hours later to find myself
crocheted to the hood of a monkeyshit brown '78 Cadillac, speeding down an interstate somewhere
outside of Salinas, Kansas, wondering where my wallet went and who took that girl I was talking to
home. After another hour of wondering and pondering, the car came to a halt and the warmth of the
evening set in. I found that the cold blast of oncoming air at 70 miles an hour really deadens the pain of
having every individual pore in your body laced through with needles and peppermint flavored dental
floss, as well as the indignant agony of giant staples being rammed through ones fingers and toes and
driven through sheet metal, which becomes quickly hot as the engine begins to peak with exhaustion,
as is very much the case with any Cadillac from the 70's line. I saw a barn, a posted speed limit and a
family of goslings making their way back home from a long winter break. If my head and neck weren't
wrapped in electrical tape and secured to the back bumper via an intricate crosswebbing of bungee
cords in every color of the rainbow (pretty, really) then I'd have been able to see what the mystery
driver and his army of cohorts were up to when they exited the aforementioned vehicle. So, after they
pounded my abs with a trinity of sledgehammers and injected quart bottles of Fruitopia into my veins,
they taped a brick to the accelerator, called their grandparents to apologize for calling so late and sent
me down the road, still trussed to the hood and the interior white leather seats curling into black shreds
from the Schnapps-fueled blaze going on inside. The back window was cracked slightly. I had time to
admire the beauty of a sunrise and the intricate, yet fruitless, mission of grasshoppers before my mode
of transport tore into a ditch, ripped out several reams of barbed wire and white wooden post fencing
and then crashed into a grain silo. The final impact tore me from the hood, leaving me several feet short
of skin and every hair on my head ripped clean away. Filling my pockets with unprocessed hops and
finding a paddleball in the wreckage, I wandered down the interstate and tried to beat my record of 472
in a row. Fortunately a man on a dayglo uicycle came by a few hours later and gave me a ride all the
way to Las Vegas, where I lost my watch on Baccarat and got laughed at by a hooker.
Name: Lou
Sent: 12.59 - sun 18 mar 2001
Hey, visit Paul's website. It's awesome!
http://www.geocities.com/paulsgonnadie
Name: Paul
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/paulsgonnadie
City : Elgin
Country : US of fuckin A
Sent: 13.52 - thu 15 mar 2001
Hey fucks wads who wants to fight me. Right here right now. Ill kick anyones ass. I hate everyone and I wanna fight. So you wanna fight? Some mutherfucker followed me home cause they needed some one to beat. I caved his face in with my fist his body became hamburger meat. FUCK!
Name: hearse people
Sent: 09.56 - mon 12 mar 2001
there are about three hearses for sale in rogers park, f.y.i. you know who you are.....
Name: Rich
Homepage: http://www.iloverich.net
City : Chicago
Country : Argentina
Sent: 11.07 - sat 24 feb 2001
WHOO, THE HAVOX! I'm the fourth person to sign your new guest book. God, do I rule ...........
Name: The Mashers
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/mashitup
Sent: 22.51 - fri 9 feb 2001
Hey come see The mashers at the Metro on Feb25th with Muchacha and The Arrivals and Land of the El Caminos. Be there at 6 because the Mashers are opening. go to the mashers web site and print up a ticket. http://www.geocities.com/mashitup/ticket.jpg
Name: Larry Fine
City : Psychedelphia
Country : Vatican City
Sent: 21.30 - sun 21 jan 2001
"This Generation" makes my groin throb. Why for you think that be?
Name: Lou
Homepage: http://www.thehavox.com
City : chicago
Country : usa
Sent: 20.16 - sun 21 jan 2001
This is the new guestbook. Hope it works.