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ham	 eatin later but i'm eatin wif my frens now lei...  going home first? 
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ham	Oh thats late! Well have a good night and i will give u a call tomorrow. Iam now going to go to sleep night night
ham	U can call now...
ham	Sorry i'm not free...
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ham	I havent add  yet right.. 
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ham	Haf u eaten? Wat time u wan me 2 come?
ham	Haha mayb u're rite... U know me well. Da feeling of being liked by someone is gd lor. U faster go find one then all gals in our group attached liao.
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ham	R we still meeting 4 dinner tonight?
ham	"Okies... I'll go yan jiu too... We can skip ard oso, go cine den go mrt one, blah blah blah... "
ham	"Oh... Icic... K lor, den meet other day..."
ham	Hui xin is in da lib.
ham	Crazy ar he's married.  like gd looking guys not me. My frens like say he's korean leona's fave but i dun thk he is. Aft some thinking mayb most prob i'll go.
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ham	Yeh. Indians was nice. Tho it did kane me off a bit he he. We shud go out 4 a drink sometime soon. Mite hav 2 go 2 da works 4 a laugh soon. Love Pete x x
ham	Okay... We wait ah
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ham	Ok... Thanx... Gd nite 2  too...
ham	What u mean u almost done? Done wif sleeping? But i tot u going to take a nap.. Yup i send her liao so i'm picking her up at ard 4 smth lor..
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ham	So wat's da decision?
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ham	Ok.
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ham	Ok lor...
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ham	Aiyah sorry lor... I watch tv watch until i forgot 2 check my phone.
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ham	Aft i finish my lunch then i go str down lor. Ard 3 smth lor. U finish ur lunch already?
ham	Jos ask if u wana meet up?
ham	 still got lessons?   in sch?
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ham	Hey i will be really pretty late... You want to go for the lesson first? I will join you. I'm only reaching tp mrt
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ham	Hey tmr maybe can meet you at yck