There's a Feeling everywhere
You can smell in the air
And walk a little faster as we go,
All the vendors far and near,
Are gathered selling all their beer
And the patrons drink it down. oh what a show!

I've a fine, pewter mug
And I am ready for a go
I've bread and cheese to keep my stomach down
I shall drink so much ale
That my friends will start to think
There is, just no way that I am getting home!

I am partial to pale ale
And there is plenty here for sale
Its smooth, light amd easy for me to drink
But a stout it is just fine
If you are partial to bad wine
Chances are it will end up in the sink

I've a fine, pewter mug
And I am ready for a go
I've bread and cheese to keep my stomach down
I shall drink so much ale
That my friends will start to think
There is, just no way that I am getting home!

I started mt twelfth round
Now my head begins to pound
The Beers are so good I want 20 more
But the room begins to reel
Now I am sure I have to kneel
And stop before they toss me out the door!

I've a fine, pewter mug
And I am ready for a go
I've bread and cheese to keep my stomach down
I shall drink so much ale
That my friends will start to think
There is, just no way that I am getting home!

I've a fine, pewter mug
And I am ready for a go
I've bread and cheese to keep my stomach down
I shall drink so much ale
That my friends will start to think
There is, just no way that I am getting home!

There is, just no way that I'm EVER getting home!