Baggy Trousers

Pontin go put on your apron.
Help me, get eggs and flour.
Mix and stir and beat the dough,
Hmmm nice fresh bread!

Get the bowl and pour flour,
Beat the eggs and add some salt.
Pour it in the bread pan,
And in the oven, it goes!

But Acorne you have forgotten.
Tonight, is my talking night.
At the Dragon with my friends.
We will be there all night!

Oh dear, you know I had forgotten
I forgot tonight’s the night you go.
Let me get my clean dress on
And we can leave right now!

Here we go off to the Dragon
Let us each order a flagon.
We will sing a song or two
Before the talk begins!

The one about the farm you know,
With sheeps and pigs and lots of chickens.
Halgoreth shows up and lets the cows out
Yikes, what a mess!

You know that one it is my favourite,
Always makes me laugh and giggle.
Thinking of Halgoreth so tall and straight!
Falling in the mud!

The cows come back to see what happened.
Then Halg decides its time for tea!
He makes a batch of bacon scones!
Oh, what a treat! 

We love to sing songs,
Play all night long.
Songs of good times,
They don’t have to rhyme!
Eating food
Going hiking
Growing flowers
Milking Cows
Chopping wood
Sunny walking
Have a drink!

I had better order another flagon,
The first went down too quick it seems.
I barely tasted it through the laughter.
And here is Shakestoor.

Is that a hat? Or so he said,
Or something lumpy, something dead.
Seems a badger found its home
Perched on Shakey’s head!

He always seems to dress up nicely
Nice mix of colour and of style!
Remember when he wore bright blue pants
With that nice green vest!

How could I ever forget that cloth disaster?
Most of the people had to stop eating food!
Some complained of getting dizzy
From looking at his clothes!

We love to sing songs,
Play all night long.
Songs of good times,
They don’t have to rhyme!
Eating food
Going hiking
Growing flowers
Milking Cows
Chopping wood
Sunny walking
Having a tea!
Beat that Cowbell!
