Preview

• Enhance your weapon with the latest version of the Vaunt Arcane Assistant. Guaranteed to authentically simulate personality and affect.
  

Equip

• The Vaunt Arcane Assistant is ready to enhance your weapon-wielding experience.
  
• Personality simulation engaged: Let's do this!
  
• Initiating simulated soul.
  

XP

• Simulating eloquence: As I am nourished, so too shall I thrive!
  

Filigree Unlocked

• Simulating enthusiasm: More power means more killing!
  

Item Damaged

• Your weapon has been damaged. Please use caution in the future.
  
• HEY! THAT HURTS!
  

Item Destroyed

• Your Vaunt Arcane Assistant has been physically compromised. Please perform maintenance to your weapon soon. Thank you.
  

Unequip

• Deactivating the many benefits of your advanced Vaunt Arcane Assistant.
  

Quest Bestowed

• Simulating enthusiasm: This adventure is going to be amazing!
  

Quest Completed

• Simulating eloquence: And so it was that your deeds reached their glorious culmination.
  

Monster Kill

• You've eliminated a target.
  
• Your kill count is increasing.
  
• Your killing spree continues.
  

Low Health

• Simulating sympathy: Ooooh. You really should get that looked at.
  

Take Damage

• Oooooh, I bet that hurt!
  
• THEY'RE RIPPING YOU APART!
  
• Please note that you're taking damage.
  

Owner Death

• Simulating sympathy: I will miss you so much!
  
• Simulating enthusiasm: This is just temporary. We will be back!
  
• Simulating anger: HOW COULD YOU LET THEM DIE?!
  

Search Success

• Found it! Yes!
  

Trap Disabled

• That trap is history!
  

Failed Lockpick

• I HATE THIS THING SO MUCH!
  

Failed Trap

• Don't worry. You'll get the next one.
  

Failed Lever

• I know you're busy ... but you might want to take care of that first.
  

Trigger Trap

• Traps? Not a problem!
  

Raised from Death

• Simulating eloquence: And thus death was compelled to release our dauntless hero from its wintry grip.
  
• Simulating enthusiasm: And we're back! There's no stopping us now!
  
• You are no longer dead. Please make the most of your second chance.
  

Chest

• Behold! A tantalizing treasure trove!
  
• Nice find!
  

Collectible

• WHAT IS THIS JUNK?
  

Rest Shrine

• Simulating sympathy: Aww, all tuckered out? Sleep well!
  
• Simulating eloquence: Sleep! Gentle sleep! Nature's soft nurse.
  
• Simulating enthusiasm: Yes! Time to wind down and power up!
  

Other Player Death

• Simulating sympathy: We will remember them forever.
  
• Simulating anger: HOW COULD YOU LET THEM DIE?!
  
• Simulating enthusiasm: We will avenge their death!
  

Bad Times

• THINGS … ARE… JUST … GETTING … WORSE.
  

Place Suspicious

• Simulating anger: I. DON'T. BUY IT.
  

Place Nice

• Simulating eloquence: And thus we arrived at a place of beauty and magnificence.
  

Place Creepy

• Simulating sympathy: Don't worry. I'm sure this place isn't as terrifying as it seems!
  

NPC Nice

• Simulating eloquence: A fortunate meeting, and fine company!
  

NPC Shady

• Simulating anger: WHAT IS THIS JERK TRYING TO PULL?
  

Look Elsewhere

• Simulating sympathy: I know you're doing your best, but maaaybe we should look somewhere else?
  

Action Good

• You have committed a good act. Please note that virtue is its own reward.
  

Action Evil

• You have committed an evil act. No judgement.
  

Action Chaotic

• You have committed a chaotic act. Probably.
  

Action Lawful

• You have committed a lawful act. Predictably.
  

Crowd Control

• What malignant malady is this?
  
• Shake it off! You can power through this!
  
• Oooh. Are you feeling all right?
  
• WHAT KIND OF NONSENCE IS THIS?
  

Event Good

• Everything is most definitely going great.
  
• That's really nice.
  
• Good.
  
• An auspicious occurance!
  
• Nice!
  
• THAT. IS. SO ... GREAT. No, really.
  

Event Bad

• This doesn't look good.
  
• Sorry, this not going well.
  
• I should simulate a joke to make you feel better about how terrible things are.
  
• THIS. BITES.
  
• Alas - a catastrophic calamity!
  
• Oooh. Too bad!
  

Event Betrayed

• Simulating sympathy: Aww, you don't deserve that!
  

Event Suspicious

• Simulating anger: I. DON'T. BUY IT.