Sentient Jewel of the Kobold 0x79030099
Preview
- Look! Look! Now Kobold IS the shiny!
Equip
- Your hands stink. Like tall person!
- Kobold still hate you.
- Don't squeeze so hard. Kobold not comfortable with this!
XP
- Mmm! Feed me more shinies!
Filigree Unlocked
Item Damaged
- Aaaaaaah!
- Wagh! Tell them to hit you, not Kobold.
Item Destroyed
- Kobold need a hug. And a blacksmith.
Unequip
- This is best part. Kobold nap time!
Quest Bestowed
- Tell me we not killing Kobolds in a sewer again.
Quest Completed
- You all done now? Then find Kobold more shinies!
Monster Kill
- Wheeeeeee!
- Not that one! It was kind of cute.
- Kobold covered in somebody else's blood.
Low Health
- If you die, how Kobold get back home? ... Panic!
Take Damage
- Bet that hurt!
- Hop back! Back and up the wall. Then you not get hurt.
- He who screams and runs away, gets to run another day!
Owner Death
- Now you know how Kobolds feel every time you come to their sewer.
- Maybe somebody find you, make you into a shiny. Like Kobold!
- You realize, that was for Waterworks.
Search Success
- What's that? Smells like ... secrets!
Trap Disabled
- Oh well. Maybe trap get you next time.
Failed Lockpick
- Kobold think, maybe we not meant to be here.
Failed Trap
- Clever girl! Not you. The trap maker!
Failed Lever
Trigger Trap
Raised from Death
- Get back out there. Shinies not find themselves!
- You're back?
- Good. You were starting to smell!
Chest
- Oooooh, what's that?
- Kobold smell shinies!
Collectible
Rest Shrine
- You rest, master. Kobold will stand watch. Ahahaha! Just kidding.
- Time to close eyes and dream of big juicy rats and shinies.
- Pssst, guys? If anybody out there, this is great time for ambush!
Other Player Death
- Why you tall people so dumb? Kobold afraid it might be contagious.
- Kobold see bright side. There enough meat on your friend to feed three Kobold families.
- Are you trying to kill your friends on purpose? Kobold can help!
Bad Times
- Kobold too scared to watch. Tell Kobold when it's over!
Place Suspicious
- Kobold think something stinks. And not in a good way.
Place Nice
- This place makes Kobold want to dance! Too bad Kobold not have legs.
Place Creepy
- Creepy! Kobold thinks nothing will ever be okay again!
NPC Nice
- Ooooo, a nice person. Why can't Kobold have THEM as master?
NPC Shady
- They are soooo getting stabbed later on.
Look Elsewhere
- Even Kobold know we need to go somewhere else to solve this!
Action Good
- Oooo, big damn hero. Takes more than that to impress Kobold.
Action Evil
- That was rotten thing to do. Kobold approve.
Action Chaotic
- Yes! No! Wait! Hold on. What did we just do?
Action Lawful
- Kobold know to follow rules. Then maybe you get extra rat for dinner!
Crowd Control
- Don't just stand there. Jump out of the way, like Kobold!
- Kobold embarassed to be seen with you right now.
- Snap out of it! Concentrate on important things. Like shinies!
- What's wrong? You acting funny, even for tall stupid person.
Event Good
- Yippie!
- Yippie!
- Booyah!
- Booyah!
- Nice move! Don't forget to use your tail!
- Nice move! Don't forget to use your tail!
- Nice! Kobold still hate you.
- Nice! Kobold still hate you.
- You're amazing! Not really.
- You're amazing! Not really.
- Yip yip hurray!
- Yip yip hurray!
- Yip yip hurray!
Event Bad
- Yark!
- Yark!
- Really? Really?
- Really? Really?
- Really? Really?
- Nooo!
- Nooo!
- Kobold almost liked you. Then this happened.
- Kobold almost liked you. Then this happened.
- Kobold can't take it any more.
- Kobold can't take it any more.
- Kobold not happy with some of your life choices.
- Kobold not happy with some of your life choices.
Event Betrayed
- Oh noes, Kobold's master is betrayed! About time.
Event Suspicious
- Kobold think something stinks. And not in a good way.