Sentient Jewel of the Covetous 0x7902F5B3

Preview

  • You like to win, don't you? Well, I just happen to need a new treasure bag. Maybe we can help each other out.

Equip

  • What are we playing today? Rescuer? Murderer? As long as there's gold involved, I'm in.
  • Ready to steal from the rich and give to ourselves?
  • Hey there, treasure bag. Let's get started.

XP

  • Just when I thought I couldn't get any more dashing. Power really suits me.

Filigree Unlocked

  • If I get any stronger I may just need a larger cut of the profits.

Item Damaged

  • Watch where you're swinging!
  • Not the hilt! Anything but the hilt!

Item Destroyed

  • Gah! Broken. Good luck without me, you idiot.

Unequip

  • Wake me if you see anything gold or shiny.

Quest Bestowed

  • Our mission is simple - get in, get out, don't be seen. Also, be sure you check every chest in every last room. No stone unturned. Got it?

Quest Completed

  • Are you certain you looked everywhere? Every coin you missed might as well be in the hands of your enemies.

Monster Kill

  • Not even a scrap of gold on this one either.
  • Keep this up and you might prove you're worthy of me.
  • Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing comes between me - I mean us - and treasure.

Low Health

  • Can't you bleed somewhere else? You're dripping on me.

Take Damage

  • There's no shame in running from a challenge, you know. Especially when you're clearly losing.
  • You somehow keep falling into your enemies' swords. That takes talent.
  • I would duck sometimes if I were you.

Owner Death

  • Well this is inconvenient, to say the least.
  • Great. Now who's going to hold all my treasure?
  • Anyone out there need a weapon? Care to make a deal?

Search Success

  • So your eyes do work after all. I was beginning to wonder.

Trap Disabled

  • Not as quickly as I would have done it, but you're getting there.

Failed Lockpick

  • It's times like these when I think you should be the weapon and I should be the one picking the locks.

Failed Trap

  • I could have disarmed that, and faster than it takes you to tell a mimic from a chest. If I still had hands.

Failed Lever

  • Didn't their parents ever teach them that it's rude to interrupt?

Trigger Trap

  • Haha, nice going, treasure bag.

Raised from Death

  • Welcome back, treasure bag. Let's get back to making me rich, shall we?
  • Remember to set me down gently next time you think you're about to die.
  • You're a true thief now. You stole another chance at life.

Chest

  • What do we have here? Gems? Jewels? Anything shiny? Let me see!
  • Another day, another diamond!

Collectible

  • Not gold? Well you should still keep it... Just in case. You know, it could come in handy.

Rest Shrine

  • You should take the jewels on this shrine. It's not as if anyone will notice.
  • You should take the jewels on this shrine. It's not as if anyone will notice.
  • A truly clever enemy would wait until you were at rest and your guard was down, then attack! Just so you know.
  • Go ahead, rest awhile. You could use the beauty sleep.

Other Player Death

  • Remind me why you brought a party along again? They keep dying.
  • Comrade down. Be sure such weakness doesn't rub off on you.
  • Comrade down. Be sure such weakness doesn't rub off on you.
  • I'm sure your fallen comrade won't mind if we relieve them of the gold in their pockets.

Bad Times

  • Looks like things are about to get interesting…

Place Suspicious

  • Something doesn't feel right about this. You keep a tight grip on my valuables, treasure bag!

Place Nice

  • I look even more rugged and dangerous in this light, don't you think?

Place Creepy

  • What was that?! I think it's behind us... hah! Did I scare you?

NPC Nice

  • They seem kind, gentle... in a word, gullible.

NPC Shady

  • This one seems like my type. I'd watch your back around them if I were you.

Look Elsewhere

  • Obviously you've missed something. Go back, retrace your steps, look for whatever it was you missed!

Action Good

  • How good of you. Amazing. A true hero. Now can we move on to the treasure?

Action Evil

  • Ooh, look at me. I'm trembling in fear. If you're satisfied, let's get on to what's really important: lining your pockets with gold!

Action Chaotic

  • Now you're learning! Whatever gets us to the gold.

Action Lawful

  • I hadn't pegged you for the boring type, treasure bag.

Crowd Control

  • You can't say that this isn't at least a little funny.
  • Let me help you up! Oh wait - I don't have hands.
  • Come on, champ! Get back in there!
  • How embarrasing. I swear: I will not tell a soul.

Event Good

  • Not too shabby, treasure bag!
  • Not too shabby, treasure bag!
  • I've taught you well!
  • I've taught you well!
  • I could have done that. If I were still human.
  • I could have done that. If I were still human.
  • Don't let this go to your head. Arrogance is an ugly trait to have.
  • Don't let this go to your head. Arrogance is an ugly trait to have.
  • For just that one moment, you were worthy of wielding me.
  • For just that one moment, you were worthy of wielding me.
  • One step closer to riches!
  • One step closer to riches!

Event Bad

  • Just your luck.
  • Just your luck.
  • I had always wondered what losing was like. I don't like it.
  • I had always wondered what losing was like. I don't like it.
  • That's too bad.
  • That's too bad.
  • That's too bad.
  • Mistakes cost time, and time is money. You had better earn back what we've lost.
  • Mistakes cost time, and time is money. You had better earn back what we've lost.
  • Mistakes cost time, and time is money. You had better earn back what we've lost.
  • What a shame.
  • What a shame.
  • What a shame.
  • That's bad.
  • That's bad.

Event Betrayed

  • What a great judge of character YOU are.

Event Suspicious

  • Something doesn't feel right about this. You keep a tight grip on my valuables, treasure bag!