Philips DVD621AT DVD Player
the tease
This player is exceedingly slow to load and has the remarkable ability to freeze (lock up like a windows pc) in the middle of the most dramatic scences of any DVD. I think it was designed expressly for the sqeamish to watch horror movies. It senses your anxitey level and freezes before you become to scared. If you feel your blood pressure can stand to watch the whole movie without pausing then buy another player.