Toshiba SD-3960 DVD Player
Blurry, washed-out picture.
There's really not much else to say -- I bought this to replace a non-progressive DVD player, and at first I thought I was seeing things... the colors were washed out and unsaturated, and there was a grainy texture to everything.  I tried several DVD's, and they're all the same.  I also tried going from component video to S-video, but that didn't fix the problem.  Maybe it's just the one I got, but I'm just going to get something else.