-- Harbor Studio would be filled with sailors

-- The mall would play the Tomato Convenience Store theme song

-- Hitting the report button would call a police car onto the scene where the officer would bust out a Gatling Gun that fires explosive rounds into a crowd of trolls

-- If you crash your cart during a Mod Nation Racers race, your significant other will get out of the car and ride off with someone else

-- Every login will play
“Welcome to the Fantasy Zone. Get Ready!!!”

-- Roasted Turkeys, Apples, Salt and Pepper Shakers, Knives, Pipes, Kunai and Katana can easily be unlocked by smashing open trash cans and oil drums. Embrace eating off of the floor.

-- Users will do everything via Quicktimer Events

-- Every Car would be a Ferrari.

-- Every Jet would be an F-14 Tomcat

-- Everybody would work as a Forklift Operator and would not require a license to do so.

-- A little Egg with wings would follow you around blasting scissors and other random items

-- Those who cannot afford a Ferrari or an F-14 Tomcat would get a Jetpack to go to work which looks like a vacuum cleaner. However, they would need to blast dragons and not fly into trees on their commute to their Forklift job.

Home designed by Tomonobu Itagaki:

-- All female avatars would have bustlines that not only would defy gravity, but every physics law known to man.

-- Also, all female outfits would make all current skimpy wear look like a nun’s habit.

-- LMO called the Izuna Drop would be a default and allow users to grab another avatar, launch them into the air, and then doing a spinning pile driver, slamming them head first into the ground. However, the button sequence in which to pull this off is so complicated, users frequently get frustrated and end up breaking their controllers, causing sales for replacements to skyrocket.

-- Heavy metal would be the all the main soundtrack anywhere and everywhere you went.

A claymation world with a selective take on perspective and quite possibly a side-scrolling social MMO. Characters and environments emphasize crazy motions, bizarre (and occasionally juvenile) humor, and a sense of crazy Home so far has associated with nDreams. Avatars will be Klaymen with their own miniature Willie Trombone as a companion. Because reasons.

Sid Meier, eleventy billion years to complete Home!

“Thou hast no keyboard” LOL!

How about “Wherefore art thou hail from?”

Ahhaha! Ahh, loved this list Norse, well done!